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Sunday, November 22, 2020

Exotic Soda Pops Reviews: Bitter Orange, Passion Fruit, Lime & Coconut, Cherry Sour

Cock 'n Bull Bitter Orange

Cock 'n Bull Bitter Orange

By Cock 'n Bull Premium Soda, (although my sample was bottled by Spring Grove Soda Pop)

It's got a nice orange color; not too cartoony.  There are lumps visible in the bottle, but I can't seem to locate them in the glass, and they aren't obvious in the photo.

Note the "with Quinine" on the label: I can definitely taste it!  It's very nice.  I want to try this with gin or something.

The bitterness is real.  It's kind of like a bitter Orange Crush, as you might expect.  The label claims "Orange Juice Concentrate" and "Natural Orange Flavors."  Unlike Orange Crush, this is not so syrupy nor candy-like.

This is good stuff for those with mature palates.  I highly recommend it!


Waialua Lilikoi (Passion Fruit)

Waialua Lilikoi (Passion Fruit)

By Waialua Soda Works Inc.

PO Box 657

Waialua HI  96791 USA

808-371-7556

I visited Hawaii once and I was totally into POG (Passion-Orange-Guava), which is awesome.  I understand that Lilikoi is Waialua's newest flavor, so maybe it wasn't available at the time.

Nice mild scent, kind of funky.  Nice mild pink color.

The taste is mild, but GOOD.  There's a peculiar pre-taste as it hits your tongue, kind of like wintergreen, but it disappears quickly, and you have a crisp, dry taste of this fruity soda.  NOT too sweet nor syrupy.  Not too tart.  Like I said, mild, but good.

It's definitely a soda pop, and not a flavored seltzer.

The mild tast of this qualifies it for mature palates only.  

INGREDIENTS: Carbonated Water, Sugar Blend (cane sugar and Maui natural white cane sugar), natural flavor, citric acid, fruit and vegetable juice for color


Serenity Sodas Lime & Coconut

Serenity Sodas Lime & Coconut

Slightly foggy, which you might expect from a coconut beverage.  Sweet lime scent, with a generous dose of something else--I guess the coconut.

Lightly carbonated, very syrupy & sweet.  The coconut flavor is prominent, but it isn't THAT amazing.  The lime flavor is very much like lime candy, as you might expect.

I can't find a cocktail which pairs lime with coconut, but it seems like there should be one by now; Harry Nilsson's song "Coconut", which originally put the lime in the coconut, has been around for almost 50 years.

Ultimately, it comes off like a lime soda with something extra.  The taste is good, but its syrupy nature kind of mars this.  It might taste better diluted with ice or soda water.


Whistler Classic Soda Cherry Sour 8 oz.

Whistler Classic Soda Cherry Sour 8 oz.

By Whistler Classic Soda

The color is a nice, bright red; almost a poppy red.  It's cloudy, but it's nice.

It's very sweet, with a syrupy texture and a tart bite.  The cherry flavor is nice, but not very complex.

Not a lot I can say about this.


Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Exotic Soda Pops Reviews: Cherry Cran, Peach, Ginger Ale Pomegranate, Limoncello


Sprecher Cherry Cran

Sprecher Cherry Cran

By Sprecher Brewing Company, Glendale, WI 53209

"Cranberries taste like cherries who hate you."

--John Oliver

I happen to like the taste of sweetened cranberries.  Surely this taste has been a beloved national favorite since Thanksgiving was invented.  But drinking unsweetened cranberry juice is a brutal, tongue-peeling ordeal.

Let's look at the photo again: is this pale pink?  Or is it 'rose gold'?  Cherries are red, cranberries are red, but for some reason this soda is not.  Not a complaint, just an observation; I certainly don't need any more red dye in my body.

The aroma and initial taste of this beverage is all cherry.  I can't even taste the cranberry.  There is a hint of an edge on this that I can barely make out, which perhaps passes for the tartness of natural cherry juice, or a winy undertone.  

It is sweet, to be sure, but not TOO sweet.  I gave my wife a taste; "what do you taste?" I ask.  "Honey," she declares.  And sure enough, the ingredients report "RAW WI HONEY."  

Note that this is a 16-ounce bottle; you get 33% more pop for your bottle.  Even so, the taste is certainly worth any extra expense.  

I call these "Exotic Soda Pop Reviews," but Sprecher's beverages are not so 'exotic' here, more like a local favorite bottler.  Their root beer has been beloved in the area for decades.

If you're thinking of passing on this because you don't want the taste of some kind of Ocean Spray breakfast blend, you are REALLY missing out.  Sprecher's Cherry Cran is marvelous, with a complex flavor.  I highly recommend it.

Whistler Peach

Whistler Classic Soda Peach

The bottle says it's made in Minneapolis, MN; but now it's bottled in Spring Lake Park, MN.  Your best bet is the Blue Sun Soda Shop.

I like the appetizing orange color.  Before it touches my lips, it has a nice, mild scent.  I should point out that this bottle is only 8 ounces; my previous soda was 16 ounces, so here I pay for my previous excesses.

It's very sweet, as you might expect.  But smooth!  A very nice flavor.  Lightly carbonated.

My wife reports: "very fruity!"  Which is what you'd expect, of course.

I'm tempted to say that the flavor is multilayered somehow: when it first hits your palate, when it sits in your mouth, and after you swallow it.  All these flavors are great.

Whistler Peach is a winner!  It's got a small bottle, but a big flavor.  

The bottle says: "Return For Deposit," but I don't plan to drive for an hour or so to visit Spring Lake Park in order to get my 10-cent deposit (or however much it is) any time soon.  


Unfiltered Bruce Cost Ginger Ale Pomegranate with Hibiscus

Maybe order it from here.

I was NOT looking forward to trying this.  I was worried it would be flowery, like herb tea or something.  My wife kept pushing me to try it; no doubt so she could try some of it.

I like the lovely magenta color.  It smells like ginger ale.  It's definitely unfiltered, and weird dark lumps form a sediment.  It's only lightly carbonated.

It tastes like ginger ale.  There is an undertone; it MIGHT be fruity.

Of course I gave some to my wife: "not as good as I thought it would be."

It has a nice combination of fruity and dry.  Not too sweet.  

As I said, I was not looking forward to this, but it's really grown on me over the course of the bottle.  Modern ginger ales tend to knock your socks off, but this is a really mellow gentle drink, suitable for your mom or other mild-mannered sorts on a balmy Summer day.  


Kiddie Cocktails Limoncello

Maybe order it from here.

Very lemony yellow color.  

Powerful, sweet and tart lemon flavor.  Lemon, maybe with something else; not sure what.  It's sharp, maybe due to regular lemon flavor, maybe due to extra citric acid.  

My wife reports: "kinda like a good Mountain Dew," but to be honest, I've never had a BAD Mountain Dew.

Very candy-like and syrupy.  It could easily stand to have some crushed ice mixed in, or you could use this to make some actual cocktail, alcoholic or not.  

No regrets, but I don't need to have a bottle of this again.  

Thursday, August 6, 2020

Exotic Soda Pops Reviews


North Star Craft Soda Orange Cola



The Orange taste is mild, but noticeable.

Coca Cola has tried lots of different flavors with their signature beverage: cherry, lime, coffee, new, and yes, orange.  For some reason, they haven't widely marketed orange cola, but fortunately for us North Star Craft Soda has picked up the ball.

Like other North Star Craft Sodas, it's very sweet and syrupy--like liquid candy.  Simple flavor, not complex.  

I'm glad I tried it, but I won't need to try it again for a long time.  



Batch Craft Soda Snozzberry



"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries."

The red color is nice.  It looks fruity in the bottle, but it tastes mildly sweet and spicy.  

I find the sweetness mild, but my wife finds it TOO sweet.  It does not taste like anything natural that I am familiar with; kind of like spicy cotton candy.  I can't identify which spice or spices make it taste spicy (nutmeg? allspice?).  

The spice flavor and festive red color suggests that this would make an appropriate holiday beverage.  I certainly don't need to taste it any time soon.  This is a good thing, because I can't find it available for sale on Batch Craft's website.  It could be because someone at Batch Craft found out that "snozzberry" is actually Roald Dahl's slang word for a penis.  


Empire Ginger Beer


By Empire Bottling Works, 61 Buttonwood, Bristol RI  02809, 401-253-7117
(They don't seem to have a website!  Try ordering it here.)

My wife REALLY likes Empire's Diet Root Beer, so I had high hopes for Empire Ginger Beer.  All this in spite of their unassuming label--so unassuming it's peeling off the bottle, as the photo suggests.

WOW is this Ginger Beer spicy.  It's SO GINGERY!  My wife didn't like how gingery it was, but of course she conceded: "I guess it's all right if you like ginger."

After the ginger flows off my palate, there's a flowery taste left behind.  Is this an extra flavor undertone added to the beverage by Empire's brilliant pop artisans?  Or is my tongue hallucinating?  If so, I enjoyed the break from reality.  

I want to say that there are multiple levels of flavor, but the spice of the ginger is so overwhelming that I cannot say for certain.

I enjoyed this beverage with a spicy pizza, and it definitely kept up.  I recommend pairing this with the spiciest foods you can handle: chili, hot chicken wings, szechuan stir fry, you name it.  

I can hardly wait to try this again.  

Serenity Sodas Pineapple & Cream


Blue Sun Bottling Co., Spring Lake Park MN  55432 (Maybe order it from here)

I expected to HATE this soda.  That's why it's the last review here; I kept putting it off.  I like pineapple, but I don't LOVE pineapple; and cream soda is one of my least favorite flavors.  I was wondering why I bothered to put it in my shopping cart in the first place.

I'm surprised by the dark color; dark like a nut brown ale.  I'd expect a pineapple soda to be pale yellow, and this is darker than most cream sodas.

I'm amazed by the fact that I actually like it.  It's sweet, but not TOO sweet.  A lot of these Serenity Sodas really hit hard with the sweetness, but this is soda is okay.

The pineapple flavor does not have a sharp edge to it; natural pineapple fruit has a very tart element, but this soda is smooth.  The whole experience is very mellow.

My wife doesn't like pineapple, and she refused to taste it.  She's totally missing out!

I recommend you give this a try, even if your previous ideas about pineapple and cream soda tell you not to.

Saturday, July 18, 2020

Exotic Soda Pops Reviews: Marionberry, Waffles & Syrup, Pineapple Orange, Cider Ginger Beer

Check out those lumps of goo in the glass!

Hot Lips Real Fruit Soda Marionberry


By Hot Lips, a Portland pizza chain which has apparently branched into bottled soft drinks (and good on them).

I first heard of the Marionberry while watching the Oregon-centered comedy TV series Portlandia.  I assumed this "Marionberry" was a joke: a reference to the scandal-tainted former Washington DC Mayor Marion Barry, who made national news when caught in a sting operation in 1990.  Portlandia makes numerous references to the 1990s.  

But from what I can tell, the Marionberry is an actually existing blackberry-raspberry crossbreed.

I had the great pleasure of visiting Oregon once.  I had a great time, but sadly I do not recall tasting the Oregon treasure known as the Marionberry.  Whoops!  And now I might never get to visit Oregon again.  

When I learned of the Oregon love for the Marionberry, I was immediately reminded of the Niagara Frontier love for the delightful Loganberry drink, also popular with Niagara Frontier fast food restaurants.  The Loganberry is another blackberry-raspberry crossbreed.  

When I discovered Hot Lips Marionberry, I was primed for a great taste experience by my fondness for Loganberry drink.  Considering Hot Lips is a pizza chain, it is perhaps fitting that I enjoyed Hot Lips Marionberry with pizza.  

Hot Lips Marionberry is sweet, but not TOO sweet.  It has lumps of dark goo in it, presumably berry pulp or sediment.  It has a nice red-purple (puce?) color.  The label claims "14% Fruit".  It's lightly carbonated.

My wife described Hot Lips Marionberry as having notes of a honey-like taste, but honey is not listed in the ingredients.  I assume this comes from the natural berry flavors.

According to the Wikipedia article about the Marionberry:
The berry has a somewhat tart flavor, fairly earthy with traces of sweetness. It is larger, sweeter and juicier than the 'Evergreen' blackberry. The relative complexity of its flavor has led to a marketing label as the "Cabernet of Blackberries". The more powerful flavor of the marionberry has led to it dominating current blackberry production.
Sadly, I can't discern a whole lot of flavor in Hot Lips Marionberry; it was very mild.  Considering the above description of the Marionberry, I must assume that the Marionberry's great melange of flavors did not survive the Hot Lips Marionberry bottling process, or perhaps my bottle's stay on the retailer's shelf.  

Remember how I told you that I liked Loganberry drink?  In fact, the Loganberry is an ancestor on both sides of the Marionberry family tree, a great-grandparent on one side, and a grandparent on the other.  

The Loganberry was (accidentally) crossbred in 1881, by the American judge and horticulturist James Harvey Logan (1841–1928).

Marion Barry was born in 1936.

The Marionberry was initially crossbred in 1945, named for Marion County, OR.

Ingredients: Filtered sparkling water, marionberries from Sandy Farms in Boring OR, cane sugar, organic lemon.

Beige never looked so good.

W.T. Heck Sodas Waffles & Syrup


By Blue Sun Bottling Co. (You could order it from here)

Who doesn't love the great taste of fried batter with syrup?  Like "Ginger Man Soda" (reviewed previously), waffles are cooked wheat sweet treats which someone has attempted to render in soda pop.  

W.T. Heck Waffles & Syrup is a lovely beige color.  When have you ever heard something described as a lovely beige color?  But for a plate of waffles & syrup in a bottle, beige is appropriate.  The maple is immediately obvious, along with vanilla.  As you would expect, this soda is VERY SWEET.  

My wife was reminded of those orange-amber disc-shaped butterscotch hard candies.  I wouldn't be surprised if there's some butter flavor mixed in, which I didn't recognize (the image on the label features a melting pat of butter).  

In Winter, I was often comforted by the smell of toasted wheat, vanilla, and sugar as I biked past a nondescript factory.  I thought they were making cookies, but it was actually malted milk powder.

I sipped the rest of the bottle, trying to isolate that comforting taste of toasted wheat, but I couldn't pick it out.  I suspect I tasted some caramel, which you would expect.

Ultimately, W.T. Heck Waffles & Syrup comes off like a maple-y cream soda.  I don't usually like cream soda, but the maple makes for a marvelous twist.  

Looks orange, tastes like pineapple.


North Star Craft Soda Pineapple Orange



I can definitely taste the pineapple; the orange flavor is a nice backup.  VERY sweet, very strong pineapple candy flavor.  Very much like their lime soda: like a pineapple-orange sucker in a bottle.  Not very complex.  

As I said, this is definitely a PINEAPPLE-orange soda.  It's not some ordinary orange soda with a hint of pineapple.

I'm not yet sure how to turn this into a Painkiller cocktail.  Maybe add some rum and scoop of coconut iced cream?  Clearly more research is needed, but I don't want to drink another bottle of pineapple-orange candy flavor any time soon.  It's REALLY sweet and strong.  

Cider Ginger Beer, with ginger cat.

Reading Draft Cider Ginger Beer



It's gingery, but not TOO gingery.  The apple taste is sweet and candy-like, but not TOO sweet.  It's actually pleasantly mild and well-balanced.  It's still too spicy for the wife.

There's almost a wintergreen taste on my tongue.  Not sure what to make of that.

The label reports caramel color, but as the photo suggests, this soda looks colorless and clear, and this doesn't detract (distract?) from the experience.

I've been eagerly anticipating tasting this since I saw it in the store, and I hoped it would taste like apple pie in a glass.  But instead it's wholly different, and marvelously refreshing in multiple senses on this hot Summer day.

This makes me curious about their other flavors; what other surprises await me?


Sunday, June 28, 2020

Exotic Soda Pops Reviews

I got a lot of sodas from the Blue Sun Soda Shop in Spring Lake Park, MN.  So many curious beverages to try!  I somehow limited myself to about 28 bottles of pop.  Come with me, as I restrict myself to savor a bottle every 4 days (to hopefully keep the sugar from killing me).  

Ginger Man Soda


Breads and beverages have gone together since that ancient day when someone's sourdough accidentally fermented into beer.  Similarly, imagine the great taste of spicy gingerbread cookies in a frosty glass!  Maine Root makes some fine root beers and ginger brews, so I had some high hopes for Ginger Man Soda.

Unfortunately, I can see why Maine Root does not include this beverage on their website.  It doesn't really taste like any gingerbread cookies I can remember.

A simple (and typical) gingerbread cookie recipe I found online includes ginger, cinnamon, cloves, molasses, and vanilla.  I can maybe get a sense of vanilla from the soda, but none of the other dominating flavors.  

It's sweet, with a cola-brown color, and the ingredients list "cane juice", but ironically I don't detect any molasses flavor.  I mentioned the vanilla.  I maybe get a sense of root beer.  Other flavors are hard to pin down.  

It's not BAD, but it's not the taste of gingerbread cookies (nor gingerbread) I was expecting.  

I still hold high hopes for Maine Root's seasonal Pumpkin Pie Soda.

Fritzkola Kirsch 

By Fritzkola (Order from here and search for "Fritz")

Not so sweet, but that's kind of a good thing.  I estimate each bottle to weigh in at 100 calories.  It absolutely tastes like cherry apple cider, which is pretty much what the ingredients say it is.  The cherry flavor makes for a somewhat heavy taste.

Carbonation is not so strong; it's easy to drink on a warm summer day.

I reviewed Apple-Beer earlier, and I was disappointed that Apple-Beer basically had no juice in it, especially given that Apple-Beer heavily touts its old world heritage.  In contrast, Fritzkola Kirsch is basically carbonated water and fruit juice with some sugar; which is what I'd expect from a German soda pop.

The funny faces on the logo are part of a larger story; Fritz-Kola is kind of like the Ben & Jerry's of soda pop in Germany.  These 2 friends came up with an idea to start a soda business together, made a heavily-caffeinated cola in 2002, and started selling it in Berlin bars out of a beat-up VW van.  It took a lot of hustle and sleeping in that van, but now Fritz-Kola is sold all over Europe.  Now they're diversifying into peculiar fruit flavors.  

Lime Soda


The Mojito.  The Margarita.  The Gimlet.  The Gin & Tonic.  These great Summer drinks all have the great taste of limes in common.

North Star's Lime Soda doesn't taste like real limes.  It tastes like the mighty flavor of lime candy.  The lime candy flavor is strong in this soda.  And check out that marvelous green color!  

My wife says: "Yuck.  Too sweet.  Too fake."

This soda is very sweet and syrupy.  It's not crisp.  It's not complex.  I wish I could say more about it, but there's not much more to report.

I liked it.  Sometimes you want to drink a big glass of lime candy.  But I'm not in a hurry to get another bottle of it.  It's just as well; I can't find it on their website.

Black Cherry Soda


When I was a kid, sometimes we would go to picnics with coolers full of small-company locally-bottled sodas, and my favorite flavor was black cherry soda.  I have no idea why big national bottlers don't make black cherry, because it's awesome.  There is a Cherry Crush, but it's only available regionally.  I miss black cherry, and I have no idea why I can't get a straight-up non-caffeinated black cherry soda at my local Target.  

Manhattan Special Black Cherry is good stuff!  Not too sweet, not too fizzy, nicely balanced.  Very flavorful.

The cherry flavor is very rich.  The color is marvelously dark.  The natural flavor and color is reassuring.  

This is honestly the best straight-up black cherry soda I've ever tasted.  Even my wife likes it!  

Contains: Carbonated water, cane sugar, vegetable juice for color, natural flavor, citric acid, sodium benzoate (preservative), and caramel color.

Saturday, June 13, 2020

Exotic Soda Pops Reviews

I went to the Blue Sun Soda & Sweets Shop and bought dozens of bottles of sweetened carbonated beverages with my wife for our anniversary.  During quarantine, Blue Sun requires you to wear a mask while shopping.  It's a very interesting outfit, which bottles several of their own lines of fun beverages at their factory.  Sadly, they do not sell ice, so if you want to drink beverages right away, you should buy ice and drinkware beforehand.

Included in this review.

After visiting the Blue Sun and putting some bottles in your ice-filled cooler, I encourage you to work up a thirst and let your beverages chill by taking a walk in the lovely nearby Springbrook Nature Center.

Reviewing these fun beverages will give me something to do during quarantine.


Love is totally punk rock.

 Love Potion No. 69

By Real Soda in Real Bottles, Ltd. (order from here)

I shared this with my beautiful wife, for our anniversary.  It's sweet, but not too sweet for me nor my wife.

I used to feel so punk rock when I drank this back in the 1990s, and I was a Generation X slacker hipster.  It was made by the Skeleteens back then, and it seemed really spooky and cool.

This beverage is pale purple in color; I fear that my photos don't do this purple color justice.

The taste is hard to pin down: flowery? spicy? herbal--like herb tea? a little grapey, maybe?  It tastes like you just stepped into a pagan supply store and everything smells a little like patchoulli.

The ingredients mention this herb blend:
Siberian ginseng, Jasimine, Buchu, Dill Weed, Gingko Biloba, Clove, Echinacea, Damiana, Kola Nut, Dong Quai (Angelica), Brazilian Guarana, Gotu Kola, African Capsicum, Chamomile
That's a lot to look up; more than I am willing to look up, anyway.  My mother can confirm that many of these herbs were prescribed for her when she was dealing with menopause, so maybe this blend will jiggle your hormones and actually stimulate amorous feelings in you.


Like ginger beer, but apple-flavored.

 Apple-Beer

By SodaBeers

The website reports: "Blended apples with herbs and spices."

In the history, the website explains:
Almost a century ago Bavarian biermeisters developed our unique formula as an alternative to beer. They blended Sicilian apple with natural herbs and spices calling it “Fassbrause” – the soft drink with a head. This remarkable beverage was prepared and delivered much like beer, in wooden barrels, sitting on the back of a horse-drawn wagon.
In the early 1960s, we brought the drink to the Rocky Mountain. We honored its origins by calling it “Apple Beer” identifying it with other traditional sodas such as root beer and ginger beer.

And it is tasty.  Not too sweet, not too tart, and lightly carbonated.  A great sweet apple flavor, not like sour apple candy.  Non-alcoholic, and perfect for kids with a convenient screw-off bottlecap.

I was a little disappointed by the ingredients:
Purified carbonated water, pure cane sugar, citric acid, yucca extract (a natural antimicrobial), apple and other natural flavors, caramel.
I concede that this is GREAT for an American soft drink, but I was expecting more from a beverage touting its old-world heritage and "blended apples with herbs and spices."  It's basically just another soda pop.  I don't HATE Apple Beer, I'm just disappointed.

If you're looking for something more old-world, please consider these alternatives:

  • Sparkling cider and sparkling apple juice: Not too hard to find in the USA.
  • Apfelschorle: Popular everywhere in German-speaking countries in bottles, you can be like those hip European kids and make it at home by mixing apple juice with mineral water (or just club soda).  No sugar, no coloring, all natural.  
  • Hard cider: Not appropriate for kids, but a naturally fermented carbonated apple beverage, and a traditional American beverage since colonial times.

"Serenity" and "Blue Sun" are Firefly references.

 Root Beer & Vanilla Bean

By Serenity Sodas

"Ooh, this is GOOD." -- my wife, who loves root beer.

Sweet and syrupy, it's lightly carbonated.  It tastes like what you'd expect: a mix of root beer and vanilla cream soda.  It's not too complicated, but also not too flavorful.  It's made with sugar, not corn syrup.  The taste somehow reminded me of marshmallows.
Ingredients: Filtered carbonated water, sugar, natural and artificial flavors, artificial color, sodium benzoate, and citric acid.
Bottled by Blue Sun Bottling Co., Spring Lake Park MN  55432

Finally remembered to include the cap.

Lucky Ginger Brew 

By Boots Beverages

This has the kind of gingery spicy ZIP you'd hope for from the Lone Star State, where the most of the wild animals have weaponized themselves.  Too spicy for the wife.  It's no ordinary drink mixer!

Sweetness is nicely balanced.  It's made with real sugar, not corn syrup.  The apperarance is cloudy, like you'd expect from ginger juice.

If you like Reed's Strongest Ginger Brew or Blenheim's Red Cap, Boots' Lucky Ginger Brew is worth checking out.


Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Exotic Soda Pops Review

I visited Minnesota's Largest Candy Store, and it was amazing.  I didn't buy any candy, but I did buy some bottles of soda pop which looked exotic and/or tasty.

Here you can see the bottles of soda pop, photographed with and without flash in order to portray their color and clarity under varying lighting.  The dark one on the left is actually an extremely dark blue, as you will see below.

Most of these reviews will not have much depth to them, because honestly I didn't perceive much depth or layers of rich flavor to most of the beverages.  I poured each beverage into a glass with several ice cubes in it, so I could taste the beverage at full strength, and then slightly diluted as the ice melted away.

Name: Flying Cauldron Butterscotch Beer
How much/how fattening: 12 ounces, 120 calories
Notable ingredients: GMO free; Stevia Rebaudiana leaf extract; Cane sugar, not high fructose corn syrup
From: Reed's, Maybe now made by Virgil's?
"Butterscotch cream soda"
Appearance: Beige 'ginger ale' color, clear
Observations: I like shiny gold foil and purple on the label; it really makes it look special.  The many typefaces are cheesy, but so is the art direction in the Harry Potter movies.
The taste is very butterscotchy!  Just like classic amber butterscotch candies.  EXTREMELY sweet and syrupy.
The label says 'cream soda'.  In America, 'cream soda' is (in my experience) a clear beige vanilla-flavored beverage; but in Canada 'cream soda' tastes like grenadine.  As a muggle, I don't know what 'cream soda' tastes like in the mythical Scottish neverland where Harry Potter's fictional alma mater Hogwarts is described.  Regardless, I am not a fan of American-style vanilla cream soda, and I am relieved that I did not notice any unpleasant amount of vanilla cream soda flavor.
No doubt good for Harry Potter fans, maybe appropriate for a Harry Potter-themed birthday party?  I can imagine getting someone dressed like an owl to deliver invitations or something.

Name: Cool Mountain Peach Fountain Classic
How much/how fattening: 12 ounces, 160 calories
Notable ingredients: Cane sugar, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate
From: Cool Mountain Beverages Inc., Des Plaines IL 60016
Appearance: Red-orange color, intense, clear.
Observations: I like a nice ripe peach, and I like peach candy; a peach soda pop sounds delightful.
It's mild flavor doesn't really taste like peaches.  Tastes kind of like wax, somehow.  I was disappointed by, and didn't really enjoy, this soda pop.

Name: Filbert's Blueberry Soda
How much/how fattening: 12 ounces, 150 calories
Notable ingredients: Corn syrup, sodium benzoate
From: www.filbertsrootbeer.com
Appearance: Very blue!  Clear, but dark.
Observations: Minnesota adopted the blueberry muffin as the official State Muffin in 1988.  My wife and I love blueberries, blueberry jam, blueberry syrup, and blueberry baked goods, and I had high hopes for this soda pop.
Mild, fruity flavor.  Tastes nice.  Maybe not like real blueberries, but nice.
I told you how bluish it is.  It turns your stools bluish, too.  WOW.

Name: Lester's Fixins Pumpkin Pie Soda
How much/how fattening: 12 ounces, 170 calories
Notable ingredients: Sugar (Pure Cane Sugar?), sodium benzoate
From: Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shops LLC, PO Box 3663, Camarilla CA  93011[]
Appearance: Deep red-orange color, cloudy
Observations: Pumpkin Pie is my favorite pie, and I had high hopes for this soda pop.  I was a little put off by the fact that Lester's Fixins is also known for bacon soda, buffalo wing soda, and mustard soda; all of which sound horrible.  Would Lester's Fixins treat the great, beloved taste of Pumpkin Pie with respect?
On opening the bottle, I could smell the nutmeg.  Nice.
On tasting, I tasted the nutmeg, and also strong cinnamon flavors.  Very nice.
As I progressed through the bottle, I was treated to these strong spice flavors.  If there were other spices (like allspice or clove), then I could not isolate them specifically for sure.
Finally, I think there was some kind of fruity taste lurking between these assertive spices, but I couldn't quite place it.  I'm not complaining, though.
This soda pop is definitely the winner out of the four I purchased.  Complex, fun and strong classic spice flavors show that the creators worked hard on this and didn't skimp.
If you like Pumpkin Spice lattes, treat yourself to a Lester's Fixins Pumpkin Pie Soda.

Saturday, April 7, 2018

Egg Salad Recipe

Egg Salad


Ingredients:
1 dozen eggs
1 large raw beet, sliced thinly
2 T white vinegar
4 c water
4 T mayonnaise
2 T prepared mustard
2 T kalamata olives, sliced
1/2 c green onions, chopped
Pepper (to taste)
Paprika (to taste)

Put the raw beet slices in a pot with the water and vinegar.  Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer.
Wash the eggs with soap and water, rinse them well, then gently place them in the pot with the beet broth.
I suppose you don't NEED to color the eggs before you turn them into egg salad, but I'm leaving it in the recipe for humorous purposes.

Let the eggs simmer for 15 minutes, then strain the beet broth into a bowl.  Place the eggs in the bowl, and let them soak in the broth overnight in the refrigerator.
I was hoping for a beety magenta color.  I mean, I could have BOUGHT brown eggs.

Gently rinse off the eggs.  Take 6 of the really good-looking ones and put them back in the carton to show people later.
Take the other 6, peel the shells away, and rinse any shell fragments off.
They only taste a little beety.

Put the de-shelled eggs in a bowl with the mayonnaise, mustard, olives, onions, pepper, and paprika.  Use a potato masher to break up the eggs and mix the ingredients thoroughly.

Friday, February 10, 2017

Fermenting Sauerkraut

In a previous post, I provided a recipe for preparing a sweet and sour sauerkraut dish suitable for a nice meal.  I like sauerkraut, and I have paid lots of money to get sauerkraut at the grocery store.  My wife was concerned that I was spending TOO MUCH money on organic and fresh sauerkraut.  She suggested I buy cheap cabbage, find a recipe, and try to make it at home.

My first thought was that she had a point--organic sauerkraut on the shelf is pricey, and fresh sauerkraut is shockingly pricey--but making sauerkraut must surely be a massive chore.  I already dread the cooking chores I do now, like when I make pizza sauce; it always seems so thankless to do this all alone in the kitchen after a long day.  But I looked online for instructions on how to ferment sauerkraut, and I became excited by the prospect!  Furthermore, the effort required isn't too onerous, and the return is substantial.  I have fermented several batches of sauerkraut now, I have worked out most of the details, and I want to pass along my accumulated knowledge so that you can ferment your own sauerkraut.

Equipment


I don't mind paying for quality, but I'm big on cheap stuff.  You can find specially-formed sauerkraut stoneware crocks with weighting stones to hold the sauerkraut under the brine, but you can get fine results with good equipment costing a lot less.  Some people will recommend 1-quart glass jars, but I have discovered that one cabbage will yield over a gallon of kraut when chopped, and it is a lot easier to manage one large container (as long as you can still lift it) rather than several small ones.  The popularity of homebrewing is your friend here, because I got most of this stuff at my friendly local homebrewing supply store for less than $30:

2 Gallon Plastic Fermenter with a drilled lid ~$10
This is a food-grade 2-gallon plastic bucket with a handle.  The lid is airtight enough for our needs, with a rubber grommet inside the rim.  There is a hole drilled in the top for an airlock; this hole is also fitted with a rubber grommet which grips the airlock nicely.

S-Bubble Airlock $2
This is a one-piece airlock made of transparent plastic with an S-trap.  You pour liquid in the top to the fill line.  Easy to operate, but not so easy to scrub out, should you ever need to do so.

STAR SAN $10
This is a sanitizing cleaner.  It's a syrupy super-concentrated organic acid; you will dilute about a teaspoon of this per 16 ounces of water, and you will not even need 16 ounces of this cleaner to spray out your equipment.  It tends to generate a lot of foamy bubbles, so STAR SAN enthusiasts encourage you: "don't fear the foam" because it breaks down on contact with oxygen, and any residue should be digestible by microbes during fermentation.  Because it's super-concentrated, a small bottle will last you a long time.

Chemical Resistant Spray Sanitizer Bottle - 16oz $4
Spraying is the easiest way I have found to apply STAR SAN.

Vodka for the airlock
You want liquid filling the airlock's S-trap which will not promote yeast growth, but which will not poison nor add funny flavors to your sauerkraut.  I got cheap 100-proof Vodka from my friendly local liquor store.

Plate for the fermenter
Cabbage is slightly buoyant, and you want to hold the sauerkraut under a layer of brine.  You can find special ceramic "stones" and pretty glass discs for this, but I found a cheap ceramic dinner plate works well enough; just find a circular plate that fits in your fermenter and won't float.  I got mine at Target.

You'll also need knives and a cutting board for cutting cabbage, wooden spoons for stirring kraut, a quart measuring cup for dissolving brine.

Groceries


1 head of cabbage (makes over a gallon of kraut)
There are lots of cabbages you can use for this: red, white, savoy, etc.  Red cabbage will turn the liquid a bright magenta color.  I usually use a regular greenish head of white cabbage from the produce aisle.

Salt (NOT IODIZED)
You can use sea salt, or kosher salt, or even special sauerkraut salt which is finely ground so it dissolves quickly.  Whichever salt you use, this salt MUST NOT be iodized.  I have heard that iodine will turn BLACK during the fermentation process, and I suspect that it's not good to eat.  You will use several tablespoons of salt per head of cabbage, so make sure you have plenty on hand.

Water
Some folks recommend special unchlorinated water.  I just use tap water.

Starter Culture
I definitely recommend a starter culture.  Supposedly you can make sauerkraut without a starter culture; I tried this, but fermentation was SO SLOW and my sauerkraut didn't taste very good; my grocer suggested that the cabbages at the store have been rinsed off a lot, and this may have washed away the naturally-occurring germs needed for fermentation.  You can buy special vegan starter cultures, or you can use cheap yogurt starter culture like I use.  Sauerkraut and yogurt are both referred to as "lacto fermented" foods; they use friendly bacteria which eat carbohydrates and produce lactic acid.  Removing carbohydrates takes away food for bad germs (yeasts and molds are very bad germs for vegetables), and lactic acid slowly poisons bad germs.  A good starter culture helps idiot-proof your operation and almost guarantees good results.  Furthermore, a prepared starter culture typically contains several species of bacteria which operate at different levels of acidity and give a more complex taste to your sauerkraut.

Process


Sanitize


Carefully measure 1 teaspoon of STAR SAN into your 16 ounce spray bottle, and top it off with water.  Shake it gently to make sure the syrupy STAR SAN gets mixed properly.

Spray your sanitizer solution all over your fermenter; 16 ounces should be plenty of sanitizer, so feel free to get it soaking wet.  Make sure you get the inside of the airlock, the nooks and crannies of the lid, the plate (or stones), and so forth.  Obviously make sure there are no chunks of anything or hairs or whatnot inside your fermenter parts.

Let your fermenter drain and dry out for at least 2 minutes.  I try to flip everything upside-down at an angle so air can circulate.  You might want to shake out the S-trap on your airlock to drain any major puddles.

Supposedly STAR SAN breaks down in contact with oxygen, so I assume that any solution left in the spray bottle will soon go bad.  Don't save the leftover solution until you make more sauerkraut next month; use it up cleaning your countertop or shower or something.

Cut Cabbage


Wash your cabbage and throw out any parts that look sketchy.  Store-bought sauerkraut is shredded in fine strands, but yours does not need to be so perfect; you can just chop it to half-inch flakes.  In the center of the cabbage is a solid cone-shaped core; don't chop the core, just toss out the core.  Put your chopped cabbage in the fermenter bucket.  Like I said earlier, a good head of cabbage should give you about a gallon of kraut.

Open a packet of starter culture and sprinkle it on your chopped cabbage.

Sprinkle a tablespoon of salt on your cabbage.

Use a wooden spoon to mix up your cabbage.  Make sure the starter culture and salt are spread around your batch of chopped cabbage.  Feel free to get rough with the cabbage.

Place your plate (or stones) on top of your chopped cabbage.  I put it in face up, to minimize any bubble under the plate.

Add brine


Put a tablespoon of salt into your quart measuring cup, top it off with water, stir it so the salt dissolves, and pour it over your chopped cabbage.  Repeat this with quart after quart of brine until there is an inch of brine covering your chopped cabbage.

Seal it


Put the lid on your fermenter.  Make sure the lid is sealed all the way around.

Before you put the airlock on, pour some vodka in the top of the airlock.  The airlock should have a "fill to" line so you know when to stop.  Now insert the airlock in your pre-drilled lid's rubber grommet hole.

Now put your fermenter in a cool, quiet place for about a month.  Your sauerkraut is now fermenting.  The fermentation might get vigorous and generate gas and foam; this could leak out the top of the fermenter and spill stinky sour liquid on the floor.  If this happens, clean it up.  What I'm saying is: put your fermenter on an easily-cleaned floor in your basement, NOT on top of your mom's beautiful piano.

Mark your calendar for a day 4 weeks later (or longer); this is when you should open your fermenter.  Don't open it early to check on it.

Opening day


I have never had a batch of sauerkraut go truly badly, and the starter culture helps out a LOT, but you might find the following bad things:

  • You might find that your fermenter has leaked brine.  Clean it up.  If the brine leaked out the top, then your sauerkraut is fine.
  • You might find some wilted pieces of cabbage that weren't underwater.  These pieces went bad; throw them out, and you can still eat the rest of your sauerkraut.
  • You might find mold on the top.  You should be able to scrape this mold off and still eat your sauerkraut.
  • You might find your sauerkraut has turned black or dark brown.  This suggests that your salt is iodized, but it could be that some other germ has taken over fermentation.  I'm sorry, you should throw out your batch and DON'T EAT IT.  

If you have any other problem, I cannot help you; do not write to me because I am not a diagnostic expert on this.  And if you skipped a step or skimped in someway, I really don't want to hear from you.

Future Work


I can't resist tinkering with recipes, and neither should you.  I have added various other vegetables, herbs, and spices to my sauerkraut with positive results, including:

  • Onions
  • Garlic
  • Dill
  • Caraway Seeds
  • Carrots
  • Ginger
  • Chopped chili peppers
  • Daikon radish


I must warn you DO NOT add fruit nor sugar before fermentation in order to sweeten your sauerkraut.  Sugars feed yeast and yeast is our ENEMY in lactic acid fermentation.  You can sweeten your sauerkraut when you cook it, but NOT when you ferment it.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Anton's Rich and Spicy Tofu Pumpkin Pie

Thanksgiving is soon upon us, and Pumpkin Pie is my favorite Thanksgiving tradition.  It's my favorite pie.  It's easy to make (even easier with pre-made store-bought crusts), and it's a simple task to make it vegan.  Experienced vegetarians are familiar with the silken tofu pumpkin pie, but I found the base recipe too light; I added almond butter to give the custard a richer taste and sensation, and the pie was a hit.  I like spices, so this recipe is heavy on the spices; if it's too spicy for you, you can probably cut the spices in half and have a reasonably flavorful pumpkin pie.

Ingredients:

1 9-inch pie shell
1 16 oz. can of pumpkin
1 10 oz. package of silken tofu
1/2 c. almond butter
1 1/4 c. unrefined (vegan-friendly) sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
3 tsp. cinnamon
2 tsp. nutmeg
1 tsp. ginger
1/2 tsp. cloves
1/2 tsp. allspice

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 425°F.
Set aside the pie shell.
Whip all the other ingredients together until the tofu is broken into a creamy consistency.
Pour into the pie shell.
Bake at 425°F for 15 minutes.
Then, bake at 350°F for 40 minutes.
Serve cool.

Monday, October 27, 2014

Pizza Sauce Recipe

Halloween is almost upon us, and that means that it's time to invite over your cool young friends and have a party.  And what young person doesn't like pizza?  It's great party food, because you can carry a slice around (on a plate) as you circulate, and nibble it while you converse.  Even vegans like pizza, if you don't put animal products on it, and you can make sure your pizza is vegan-safe by making it yourself--or even make it interactive, by inviting your guests to pick out their favorite toppings, let the guests arrange the toppings on a sauced pizza crust, and bake the pizza in your oven.

However you decide to throw your pizza party, you need a kick-ass pizza sauce to set a flavor foundation for whatever toppings you (or your guests) arrange.  Sure, you could just buy a sauce out of a jar, but you'll totally miss out if you don't try out this recipe, which you can prepare the day before the party:

Anton's Pizza Sauce


Makes enough sauce for several pizzas.  Requires about an hour of work.

2 T or more olive oil

Vegetables:
1 28-oz. can of tomatoes
2 medium onions (chopped)
7 or more cloves of garlic
1 6-oz can of black olives

Herbs and Spices:
2 T oregano
2 T basil
1 T fennel seeds
1 T mixed Italian-style herbs
1 T paprika
1 tsp ground chipotle

Get a sauce pan with a lid (DO NOT SKIP THE LID).  Put the oil in the sauce pan.  Set it aside, 'cause we're going to do all the hard work with the blender.

Run the vegetables through the blender.  If your blender is like mine, you will need to use the watery tomatoes to help the onions, garlic, and olives flow in the blending chamber.  Otherwise, you will need to stir a lot in the blender to get the unblended vegetables to circulate to where the blades are.  Also, unless you have a 2-quart blender, you will need to blend the vegetables in batches.

Anyway, put the blended vegetables in the sauce pan.  Stir it up gently, to mix the vegetable puree with the olive oil.  The olive oil helps the sauce taste "richer" and serves as a vehicle for the essential oils in the spices.  Maybe it helps keep the sauce from burning on the bottom of the sauce pan.

Put the lid on the sauce pan and turn on the heat.  Bring the sauce to a boil, then let it simmer until the onions no longer taste "sharp."  You will really appreciate that lid, because the thick bubbling sauce will spatter red all over your kitchen if you don't use the lid.  In fact, the bubbling sauce can be so messy, that I recommend you remove the sauce pan from the heat and wait for the bubbling to subside before you check to make sure the onions are cooked.

The cooking process should take enough time for you to set up the herbs and spices.

Anyway, once the onions are cooked, remove from heat, wait for the bubbling to quiet down, and stir in the herbs and spices.  Let the herbs and spices reconstitute and mingle in the sauce pan; I usually let this happen overnight.

Saturday, September 27, 2014

Sweet & Sauerkraut

Looking for something festive to do between Labor Day and Halloween?  Why not try a holiday Germans have been enjoying for (two) centuries: Oktoberfest!

Yes, it's an excuse to drink beer like you do already, but it's also an opportunity to cook and eat... sauerkraut!

No, wait!  Come back!  As a prepared dish, sauerkraut is much more than just the shredded stuff you dump out of the jar and heat up.  No, that would be like boiling lasagna noodles, pouring them in a bowl, and calling them lasagna.  The sauerkraut in the jar is only the foundation for a swell casserole-like dish.

You need to accept that sauerkraut is sour and salty, and add ingredients to round it out with all the flavors the mouth can enjoy, for a complete dining experience.  Some people add wine to their sauerkraut, some people add sugar, but I use apples, which are awesome, healthy, high in fiber, and contribute to the autumnal theme.

Here is my recipe:
Serves: 4 hungry people, probably more
Time: About an hour

Ingredients (in order of appearance):
cooking oil
4 sweet apples, chopped (maybe more), and you can leave the skins on
2 medium onions, chopped
chopped bacon, or other pork product like sausages (if you're not vegetarian)
apple cider or water, as needed
vegetarian sausages (if you are vegetarian), maybe cut into short sections
1 32-oz. jar of Sauerkraut
1 T caraway seeds (if your wife will let you)
1 T peppercorns (if your wife will let you)
1 T dill
1 T paprika (sweet and/or spicy)

Directions:
First, get a big pot.  Put some cooking oil in it; I like to use olive oil.

Okay, the only hard parts about this are chopping up the apples and onions.  You chop those up, throw them in the pot, crank up the heat, and wait for the apples and onions to basically go mushy.  Stir occasionally to make sure your apples don't stick to the bottom of the pot and burn.  Add some apple cider (if you want your dish sweeter) or water as necessary to keep your stuff from sticking, but try not to make soup.  Add your bacon or other pork at this stage, if you're using them; they're just for flavoring the overall dish.

You've got some time, now.  Stir the pot occasionally to prevent burning and sticking, but take this moment to chat with your friends in the kitchen over drinks.  Kiss your spouse.  Maybe prepare a side dish (see below).

When the apples are nice and mushy, they should be releasing their yummy sugars into the pot, and we can add the sauerkraut.  Yes, do it.  Unleash the sauerkraut!  Mix it up!  Add your vegetarian sausages if you have them.  If you have really expensive refrigerated sauerkraut, you can take some time to let the sauerkraut cook.  If you got the regular shelf kind, it's already cooked, and we're just letting the flavors mingle so the sweet apples and savory onions blend with the sour and salty sauerkraut.

This is also a good time to mix in the caraway seeds and peppercorns; these seeds are pretty solid, and they will need some time to let the warm liquid in the pot draw out their spicy essential oils.

Stir occasionally to prevent sticking and facilitate flavor mixing.

During the last few minutes of cooking, mix in the dill and paprika.  These shouldn't need too much time to mingle or cook.

And once the dill and paprika reconstitute and the flavors mingle, it's ready to serve.

You can pair this with beer or cider (sweet or hard).  If you want to add a starch as a side dish, consider soft pretzels (popular at Oktoberfest), cheesy spaetzle (a swiss cheese-and-egg noodle casserole), or salted boiled potatoes.

In closing, have a great Oktoberfest meal, and enjoy showing all your friends a great new way to enjoy this wholesome and healthy food.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Mint Tea

My wife asked for advice on how to make mint iced tea.  She had mint tea bags, but she wanted to use some fresh leaves from her healthy mint plant.

We brewed the tea bags with hot water.  Instead of making a broth out of the fresh leaves, I convinced her to muddle the fresh mint leaves with ice, then pour in the (now cooled) brewed tea, kind of like making a mint julep.  I was hoping to preserve more of the menthol and other minty essential oils.

My wife claims it tasted swell.