Saturday, September 19, 2015

Extruded Pencil Showdown: WOPEX vs. BIC XTRA-FUN

First, a little history


The first extruded pencils were introduced by the Empire Pencil Company around 1969.  They produced a substantial number of them, so they must have been somewhat commercially successful.  I have since used other extruded pencils, featuring a barrel made of some kind of plastic mixed with diverse fibers such as shredded paper money, shredded blue jeans, and shredded newspaper.  All of the extruded pencils I have used in the past have been unpleasant to use.  Their leads are too hard, or the barrel has been too bendy, or both and the barrel snaps in your hand while you're trying to write with it.

BIC has had a strong foothold in the USA for many decades now, and their BIC Cristal ballpoint pens are ubiquitous and iconic--the pencil of pens.  BIC also manufactures and sells mechanical pencils in the USA, and they have had an extruded pencil for some time now: the Ecolutions Evolution pencil.  I haven't seen the Ecolutions Evolution pencil for sale in the USA, and I assume that this is because the Ecolutions Evolution pencil is as unpleasant to use as all those previous extruded pencils.

WOPEX vs. BIC XTRA-FUN


Both of these pencils came pre-sharpened, but I used them and ran them through a burr sharpener for testing purposes.  Here you can see them on 1/4" grid graph paper for scale.

If you're keeping up with pencil news these days, you're probably familiar with the Staedtler WOPEX.  If not, the WOPEX is an extruded pencil made of plastic impregnated with various materials; the lead is plastic mixed with some kind of pigment (possibly graphite), the barrel is plastic mixed with over 70% wood, and the "paint" is a thin layer of colored plastic.  The WOPEX packaging claims they are "eco pencils," but it doesn't specify how these pencils loaded with plastic are significantly eco-friendly, or more eco-friendly than another PEFC wood pencil (which gets turned into biodegradable sawdust as it is used); although the plasticky lead is more wear-resistant and therefore lasts longer than a traditional graphite pencil.  The ferrule is metal.  The package claims that these are made in Germany.

I had been tempted by BIC XTRA-FUN pencils in the past.  I finally bit the bullet and purchased a blister-sealed 8-pack of them.  The package claims that the pencils are fun because of their "two-toned color barrels," that they have "break-resistant leads," that they have "long-lasting leads and erasers," and: "Sharpens First Time, Every Time(TM)"--whatever that means.  Because the XTRA-FUN was introduced after the WOPEX, one might assume that the XTRA-FUN (with its all-caps name and prominent "X") is a response to the WOPEX.  One might also expect that the XTRA-FUN is an improvement over the BIC Ecolutions Evolution pencil.  The ferrule is plastic.  The package claims that these are made in France.

The WOPEX is significantly heavier than a wood pencil, but the weight has never felt onerous in my hand; I have not noticed the extra mass making it more difficult to manipulate.  If anything, maybe the extra weight drives the pencil lead against the paper harder as I write with it.  I mentioned the plastic "paint" on the barrel, which has kind of a gummy feel to it and actually makes it easier to grip the pencil.  The lead feels a little plasticky, but it glides across the paper and still writes a nice dark line.

Tragically, the XTRA-FUN is anything but fun to write with.  There are 3 major issues I have observed, which work together to make the pencil a trial: first, the barrel is really bendy--like writing with a wet noodle--so you need to grip the pencil extra tightly to get the tip of the lead where you want to write.  Second, the lead is too hard and slides off the paper without leaving a line, so you grip more tightly in order to press harder to leave a mark; but then the tip grabs the paper like rubber, and bends the bendy barrel instead of transferring your hand motion to the tip.  Thirdly, the paint on the pencil is very slippery, so you need to grip even more tightly in order to press harder to overcome the first 2 problems.  It's a compounding of pain which reminds me of the feedback loop of inflammation which creates an agonizing gout attack.

Here I used both pencils on thin recycled loose-leaf paper with significant tooth.  The XTRA-FUN grabbed this toothy paper a lot, the line is paler, and a careful examination shows that my loops are smaller and my writing is more angular with the XTRA-FUN.  In contrast, the WOPEX felt slippery on the paper, like a graphite pencil should.

One benefit of either extruded pencil is that their plastic-infused lead leaves a line that is very smudge resistant.  It you've ever noticed the words in your carry notepad getting smeared around by the motion of being carried everywhere you go, or mashed into adjacent pages by the "carbon paper effect" when you use both sides of the page, then I recommend you give extruded pencils a try.  Either extruded pencil has a flexible, wear-resistant lead, so it should require fewer sharpenings in the field and snap less often.  Unfortunately, the nature of these leads makes these pencils poor choices for subtle lines or shading effects which limits their use for artistic drawing.

With this smooth copier-friendly heavy letterhead paper, the XTRA-FUN leaves a darker line, but my loops are still smaller with the more grabby XTRA-FUN lead.  At the right side, I deliberately tried to smudge the word "aid" with my finger, and both pencils fare better than a standard graphite pencil (not shown).

Each of these pencils sound pretty rough going through my burr pencil sharpener; the plastic barrel materials do not shred easily nor quietly.  In contrast, I was very pleasantly surprised to discover that each of these pencils sharpens easily with a blade sharpener; the blade carves either pencil's waxy plastic barrel smoothly and easily.  The shavings have a lot of static cling and stick to my brass wedge pencil sharpener, as you might expect from handling plastic materials.  The blade sharpener reveals that there are tiny tiny bubbles in the XTRA-FUN's plastic barrel material; I don't know if these contribute to the bendiness of the barrel.

Each of these pencils have decent white rubber erasers on the end.  They erase the lines of their respective pencils quite well, perhaps even better than a typical pink eraser does.

You might think that the XTRA-FUN could at least compete with the WOPEX in terms of fun.  After all, according to the XTRA-FUN packaging, the color of the XTRA-FUN makes writing fun; however, the WOPEX is also available in rainbow-like packages of "neon" colors which are even more vibrant than the XTRA-FUN, as this photo indicates:

I gave a pack of these neon WOPEX to my dad and my sister stole the purple ones.  


Conclusion


There was a lot of hype about the WOPEX pencil when it came out, and about the fact that it is an extruded pencil.  Gosh!  An extruded pencil!  Amazing!  But as I mentioned earlier, extruded pencils have been available in America for over 45 years--since the year Nixon became President.  What all the hype doesn't report explicitly is that the WOPEX may be the first extruded pencil that isn't lousy.  The WOPEX is a tolerable pencil.  It isn't as nice as a cedar woodcase pencil with a soft graphite lead, but it is serviceable and should work well in rough and/or wet environments which would be harmful to a wood pencil.  At $0.33/each ($3.99 per neon dozen), they are a little more expensive than the XTRA-FUN, but only a little more.

Unfortunately, with the XTRA-FUN, BIC has not really shown a need to compete with the WOPEX on quality.  The XTRA-FUN seems to have all the problems that extruded pencils have ever had.  Please avoid these, even if they only cost $0.25/each ($2.00 per 8-pack).


One last thing about extruded eco pencils


I have seen many "eco pencils" introduced with recycled materials and so many of them have been so bad that I have to wonder why pencils are given the onerous task of being the dumping ground for recycled materials.  It's as if the pencil user must suffer for all the other ecologically unfriendly manufacturing processes in the world.  Consider how infrequently we have seen other products touted as made with recycled materials; I've never seen a car, a house, a cell phone, or a computer advertised for its recycled content; and these products represent a significant disposal problem.  There are some forms of artificial lumber made of recycled materials, used in public park benches and in maintenance-free decking; and recycled paper is everywhere; but recycled pens are few and far between.  Why must manufacturers extrude out so many terrible recycled pencils?  I don't understand the logic connecting the problem: "we have lots of trash" to the conclusion: "let's put it in pencils."

I understand that pencils are ultimately disposable, and that using them means slowly throwing them out by sharpening them, but a pencil is a creative tool held in the bare hand, and should be pleasant to the touch.  It should ideally convey the user's thoughts to paper transparently and with so much ease that one need not think about it nor be burdened with its shortcomings.  In an era of personal data recorders and handheld computing devices, it should be expected to compete with these alternative ways of recording information.  Because pencils are so important for schoolchildren, a pencil should be a joy to use and encourage the child to write rather than add to the toil and distraction suffered by a healthy energetic child.

Friday, September 11, 2015

The Lair of Cuddles

I painted some miniatures for my sister and her husband's D&D characters.  I decided to throw in some monsters, so I chose some classics: 3 skeletons and a Large Spider.  But then I realized that those monsters wouldn't get used unless they were part of an adventure, so I added this simple 1-page adventure.

Background


The local SPCA (Society for the Protection of Cute Arachnids) was delighted when someone decided to provide a forever home for Cuddles, the Large Spider; even if that someone was Morgeau the Necromancer.

Morgeau provided a nice shelter for Cuddles in the form of an underground lair.  Cuddles' needs should have been provided for by skeletons animated by Morgeau's magic.

Unfortunately, Morgeau has not been seen for some time.  Livestock has gone missing.  The local Sherriff and his Deputy (Griffith and Fife) decided to investigate, but they have not returned.

The SPCA is concerned that people will forget that spiders are beneficial and kill many household pests.  They offer a big bag of gold commensurate with the challenge this adventure provides for your party (go look it up on a table).

Adventure



C1  1 Skeleton

C2  2 Skeletons

C3  3!  3 Skeletons!  Ha ha ha!  Players can now hear Griffith and Fife yelling and cursing angrily.

C4  1 Large Spider.  Griffith and Fife are also in the room, bound in spiderweb coccoons, yelling at the spider.  The web is too tough to cut easily.

Once the spider is defeated and Griffith and Fife are cut out of their coccoons, Griffith tears the head off the spider to reveal it was a big mask concealing the face of Morgeau the whole time.  With Morgeau's dying breath, he bitterly croaks out: "I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you darned kids."

There is no treasure in the dungeon, but Griffith and Fife get you your reward from the SPCA.

Sample Characters


Phredd, human paladin

Daphni, elven rogue

Vellma, dwarven wizard

Shaggi, half-elf druid

Scoobi, Shaggi's wolf animal companion (awakened)

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Saints 8, RailCats 7

You missed some fine baseball if you didn't see the Saint Paul Saints edge out the Gary Southshore RailCats Friday night at CHS Field.

The black metal ballpark felt like a roaster when the game opened; I could feel the sweat rolling off of me, and I wish you all could have joined me with a tall, cool, orange-colored can of ShockTop, which is only lightly hoppy for a refreshing summer drink which goes down smooth and easy, available ice-cold from friendly folks walking through the aisles.  It paired nicely with the welcome breeze which gradually made itself known as the game wore on.  And now back to the game.

The game started out with a bang: the RailCats scored 2 runs, the Saints scored 3.  In the second inning, the RailCats scored another 2 runs, and from then on, it was a desperate game of (ahem) cat and mouse as both teams ground through 4 innings with only a single run, earned by the RailCats.

By inning 7, the RailCats clawed their way to another run.  Would this cement the RailCats victory, with a 6-3 score?

No!  Nothing was set in stone as the Saints redeemed another 2 runs for the home team at the bottom of the 7th inning!  We suddenly had a game again, and in the 8th inning both teams scored a run.

At the opening of the 9th inning, the RailCats were still ahead 7-6.  The Saints defended their turf, not giving a single run to the RailCats.  And at the bottom of the 9th inning, the Saints tied it up with 1 run, then with 1 out on the board and bases loaded, they scored an 8th run, pulling this game firmly out of the ash can.

It was the kind of game that you'd expect to see in a Hollywood movie, with the dramatic tension kept tight all the way to the 9th inning climax.  I can imagine the credits rolling as the Saints celebrated on the field in slow motion.

It was the perfect end to a hard, sweltering workweek.  I encourage you to enjoy the down-to-earth charm and excitement that only minor league baseball can provide.

Note:

I first assumed a rail cat was a railworker who maintained the railways, replacing ties and rails and so forth.  However, I have heard that a rail cat is a cat who lives in a rail yard, no doubt eating mice who feed on grain brought in by cargo trains.  Of course, the rail yard is a hazardous place, so a rail cat must be agile, vigilant, and fearless.  Don't play in railyards, kids!  Trains can be dangerous!