Some friends took me out to roller derby, and a grand time was had by all. I enjoyed it much more than my previous exposures to professional wrestling. There was a greater emphasis on scoring, and a diminished emphasis on fighting or inflicting suffering, which is why I prefer women's college hockey to professional hockey. I cheered until I was hoarse. I encourage you to attend a roller derby spectacle in your municipality.
I know what you're thinking: sure, you might enjoy watching and even cheering for a roller derby team, but what happens if you suddenly get dragged away, strapped into roller derby gear and forced to compete? Specifically, what could you possibly use for a Roller Derby Name?
If you can't come up with one on your own, I recommend you choose one of these swell Roller Derby Names I ground into paper with graphite rods:
Elektra Cute
Skates O'Frenic
H P Shovecraft
Kata Hari
Hello Gritty
Rainbow Smash
Apple Smack
Blueberry Toughen
Mitz Krieg
Queen B-cup
Thugubus
Rainbow Smite
Briana Kracker
